小偷找律师的笑话，律师笑话段子

I Don't Know Either

ALawyer and an Economist are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The Lawyer leans over to the Economist and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The Economist just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Lawyer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lot of fun.He explains“I ask you a ques tion, and if you don't know the answer,you pay me$5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5.“Again, the Economist politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Lawyer, now somewhat agitated,says,“OK,if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!”This catches the Economist's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Lawyer asks the first question.“What's the distance from the earth to the moon?” The Economist doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Lawyer. Now, it's the Economist's turn. He asksthe Lawyer “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?” The Lawyer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Air- phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers, but to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Economist and hands him $50.The Economist politely takes the$ 50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Lawyer, more than a little puzzled, shakes the Economist and asks “Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word,the Economist reaches into his wal- let, hands the Lawyer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.

我也不知道

在一次从洛杉矶到纽约的长途飞行中，律师与经济学家正好挨着坐。律师靠近旁边的经济学家问他是否愿意玩一个有趣的游戏。经济学家很累,便有礼貌地拒绝了。然后靠在窗边,想休息一下。律师哪能轻易罢休,他说这个游戏容易又有趣,“你问我一个问题，如果我回答不了，那么我付你5美元然后我问你一个问题，如果你回答不了，那么你付我5美元。”经济学家还是表示没有兴趣。

律师着急了:“这样吧,如果你不能回答,你付我5美元;我不能回答的话,我付你 50 美元。”经济学家有点兴趣,表示愿意试试,他知道如果他不玩这个游戏,他是不得安宁的。律师先问:“从地球到月球有多远?”经济学家二话没说，从钱包里取了5美元给律师。轮到经济学家问:“什么东西上山3只腿，下山4只腿?”律师蒙了。他用计算机搜索了他的全部资料,用调制解调器进入航空电话,上网浏览了国会图书馆。未果，又给他的合伙人发了电子邮件询问,无功而返。

一小时后，他叫醒了经济学家并给他50美元。经济学家笑纳并转身休息去了。律师不甘心,他叫醒经济学家问:“你能告诉我答案是什么吗?”经济学家二话没说，从钱包里拿了5美元给律师。